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Annihilator police helicopter: Collect all 200 pigeons (flying rats).

No ammo limit: Get a 100% completion.

Rastah Color Huntley SUV: Successfully complete 10 Package Delivery missions.

Alex (screen name “LiberatedWoman”)

Method: Look for the personal ad from “LiberatedWoman” in the “Women seeking men” section of the “www.craplist.net” website. Alex is somewhat of a self-centered, spoiled rotten rich girl. She will compliment Niko for wearing expensive clothing and driving expensive cars. She will also write about her exploits with Niko in her blog at “www.blogsnobs.org“. Reach 80% friendship with her.

Special ability: 50% off at all clothing stores.

Brucie

Method: Take him bowling, drinking, eating, strip clubs, shows, helicopter tours, and boating to reach 70% friendship.

Special ability (Chopper Ride): Call Brucie, and he will fly his helicopter to you. This allows you to fast travel to various portions of the city.

Carmen (screen name “SoboHoe”)

Special ability (Health Boost): Restores Niko’s health over the phone. She will call Niko every chance she gets.

Dwayne

Method: Take him to strip clubs, eating, drinking, shows, and bowling to reach 60% friendship.

Special ability (Extra Help): Call Dwayne to have a car full of gang members follow you.

Kiki (screen name “LawChick”)

Method: Date LawChick via “www.lovemeet.com” through the in-game internet. Take her out a few times to reach 75% friendship. When dropping her off, select the “Try your luck” option. Afterwards, she will call you and say she can clear the feds.

Special ability (Remove Up to 3 Wanted Stars): Call her on your cell phone, and select “Clear wanted levels”.

Little Jacob

Method: Take him to darts, shows, pool, drinking, eating, and strip clubs to reach 60% friendship.

Special ability (Discount Guns): Call Little Jacob, and he will drive out a car full of guns for you to buy.

Packie

Method: Take him to strip clubs, shows, darts, drinking, bowling, pool to reach 75% friendship.

Special ability (Boom?): Call Packie, and he will make a car bomb for you.

Roman

Method: Take him to bowling, darts, drinking, eating, pool, shows, and the strip club to reach 60% friendship.

Special ability (Free Ride): Call Roman, and he will send a free cab.

Stevie

Method: Successfully complete all 30 of his vehicle thefts.

Special ability: The South Bohan garage will now offer money for any vehicle you deliver. The better the condition, the more money you will earn.

Successfully complete all 90 story and procedural missions to get 68% complete.

Successfully complete all 30 vehicle thefts to get an additional 2%.

Successfully complete all 50 stunt jumps to get an additional 2.5%.

Collect all 200 pigeons (flying rats) to get an additional 2.5%.

Find all random characters and complete their missions to get an additional 5%.

Successfully complete all 20 vigilante crimes to get an additional 2.5%.

Kill all 30 people on the list to get an additional 2.5%.

Beat friends or computers at every activity to get an additional 5%.

Get all your friend’s special abilities and do all their activities to get an additional 10%. Note: This does not include Dwayne or Roman.

After completing all of Stevie’s 30 vehicle thefts, go to the garage in south Bohan. Then, enter one of the “Spawn” vehicle codes, and take the vehicle to the garage to get the indicated amount of money as long as the vehicle is in perfect condition. Repeat this as many times as desired. -From: Elan Gedalia

Cognoscenti: $9,000
Comet: $6,000
NRG-900: $2,500
Sanchez: $1,200
SuperGT: $11,000
Turismo: $11,000

After completing all of Stevie’s 30 vehicle thefts, take a taxi to the Perseus on Pyrite Street and Bismarck Avenue. Walk to the Grotti car dealership with a baseball bat. Use your baseball bat to break open the window on the east side of the building near the tree that has a Turismo parked behind it. Try not to damage this car. Take the Turismo, and drive it to Stevie’s car shop. Taking the Charge Island bridge to Bohan is the best route. Stevie will give you approximately $10,000 for the car, depending on its condition. You can then take a taxi back to the dealership and do it again.

Steal an armored truck, and blow it up to get approximately $1,100 from the piles of money surrounding the wreckage.

There is a glitch in Aldeney at the intersection of Tudor and Port Tudor, close to the prison where you visit Gerald. You can find a total of nine armored trucks arriving back-to-back. Highjack one, then block the road. Another one will appear. Blow them up one-by-one. There is a total of approximately $1,100 on each truck, which is especially useful when just starting out or if you need money.

Steal a Securicar, and blow it up to get approximately $1,000 from the piles surrounding the wreckage. To do this without getting a wanted level, you must drive it and get it damaged until it catches fire and explodes. Do not attack it with a weapon or you will get a two star wanted level. If the smoking Securicar stops running and still is not on fire, use your cell phone to call anyone, then hang up while it is dialing. The Securicar will start again, allowing you to do the last amount of damage to get it to catch on fire and explode.

Go to a strip club, and kill the strippers. Each one drops about five or six wads of cash, but all the guards will attack you.

To lose your wanted level, simply enter a safehouse, and save your progress. When you wake up, your wanted level will be gone.

At the start of the game it would appear that you can only save two vehicles parked in the “Residents Parking Only” parking spaces in front of your safe house. However, if you can find other “Residents Parking Only” places around the city, you can also save vehicles there even if you do not have a safe house at those locations yet.

If you attempt to use the trick to keep more than two vehicles in any one parking space, it will only work until you leave the current game session. If you shut off your system, play a multiplayer game, or load your most recent save, all but two of your vehicles will have disappeared. It seems to either save the two vehicles closest to the center of the parking space or two at random.

If you are at a four star wanted level or less, find a place with grass or sand. The cops will follow you in, but they usually cannot get back out. You can then just drive away.

Drive a normal car up to the toll booth. As you get close, slow down and jump out while making sure the car passes through the booth. Then, walk past the booth, and get in your car. -From: Mike

While in a vehicle or on a motorcycle, drive up to the toll booth. Stay on the far side of the booth. Niko will stick his arm out but not put money in the basket, and the gate will still open.

Drive a motorbike to the side of the pay toll wall. You will not pay a toll if you can drive through the small gap on the sides.

AdmiralSearch in Meadows Park, Dukes.

Air TugSearch at Francis International Airport.

AmbulanceFound parked outside hospitals.

BansheeSearch Galveston Ave. near Middle Park.

To get a unique gray Banshee with a black stripe, play the “Meltdown” mission. Niko automatically carjacks this vehicle after the intermission sequence at the first destination. Drive it to a parking spot to save it when you are supposed to meet Ray at the bridge. You will not fail the mission; just make sure to reach that point with it intact.

BobcatSearch the top of the Francis International Airport’s parking lot.

BruteSearch near banks.

BuccaneerSearch near the Industrial District.

BusSearch Star Junction or at the bus station near the Helitours site.

CavalcadeSearch the street Westdyke Memorial Hospital is on.

To get a unique Cavalcade with black wheels, play the “Deconstruction For Beginners” mission. This is the vehicle that Playboy X has the weapons stocked in. After getting in and retrieving the weapons, drive it to a parking spot to save it, then continue with the mission.

CometSearch between the Burger Shot and the Swingers Golf Club.

To get a unique yellow Comet, play the “No. 1″ mission. This car is used in the street race. It is the same car as the DP Comet. Simply drive it to a parking spot to save it after the mission.

ContenderSearch near the Twichin’s Sugar Factory.

CoquetteFound outside the church.

DF8-90Search near the amusement park’s parking lot.

DilettanteSearch near the Canyon Magaplex in Willis, Dukes.

DinghySeveral can be found around the coast of Acter Industrial Park.

EnforcerGet a four to six star wanted level and it will find you.

FaggioSearch by the Dragon Heart Plaza on Diman Street in Chinatown.

FlatbedSearch near industrial areas.

Use the following trick to get a maroon Flatbed. In the “Rigged to Blow” mission (the truck with the bomb), park it at your safehouse parking spot, and shoot at it until it explodes. Quickly save the game, then reload. The truck should be waiting for you, shiny and new, even though it was dirty in the mission.

Fork LiftIt can occassionally be found on the street to the left of the bridge under construction (island in top right).

FreewayOne is parked in front of the Willis Wash and Lube.

Helitours MaverickFound at the Helitours company in Fishmarket South.

HakumaiSearch in Steinway, Dukes.

HellfuryTo get a unique cherry red Hellfury, play the mission “Ruff Rider” mission. Shoot Jayvon when he is driving the cherry red Hellfury. Then, drive it to a parking spot to save it after the mission.

Huntley SportSearch near the LCPD station in Northern Gardens.

InfernusSearch in Outlook Park by the Pizza Salad restaurant.

IntruderSearch near the Liberty City Transport Authority in Rotterdam Hill in Broker.

Laundromat VanIn the “Hung Out To Dry” mission, instead of going to the front of the Laundromat, go around to the back first. The Laundromat Van will be sitting there. Break in, and steal it. Note: This will cause the mission to fail, but it is the only way to obtain this vehicle.

LokusSearch the East Island City neighborhood in Dukes.

MananaSearch near the Burger Shot on Huntington Street.

MarbelleUse the following trick to get a unique light blue Marbelle. In the “Uncle Vlad” mission, Vlad drives this car during the chase. After completing the mission, take it back to your parking spot to save it. Be careful as it starts out heavily damaged.

MaverickSearch in the top area of the residential district on the third main island.

MeritTo get a unique silver Merit, after completing the “First Date” mission, take it back to your parking spot to save it.

MoonbeaSearch Charge Island near the water treatment plant.

Mr. TastyThe ice cream truck can be found strolling around Broker and Dukes. When you steal an ice cream truck, turn the music on. It will change speed depending on how fast you are driving. If you reverse, so will the music. To cycle through the song played while driving, click the Left Analog-stick to start and stop it. The songs that are cycled through are “Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies”, “Greensleeves”, “Scarborough Fair”, “Flight Of The Bumble Bee”, and “Flight Of The Valkyrie”.

NRG 900Search the corner of Bismark Ave and Topaz in Lancaster.

PatriotSearch by the Castle Gardens.

A NOOSE Patriot can be found in the “Tunnel Of Death” mission. It is part of the convoy. You can take it, but this will cause the mission to fail.

To get a unique yellow Patriot, play the “Blow Your Cover” mission. This vehicle is provided for you and is parked outside as soon as the mission begins. Simply drive it to a parking spot to save it, then proceed with the mission as desired.

PCJ 600To get a unique red PCJ 600 with gold rims, play the “I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle” mission. Gerry provides this bike for you at the start of the mission. Simply drive it to a parking spot to save it after completing the mission.

PhantomThis is an eighteen wheeler cab and can be found outside the first floor of the GL&S lawyers office building.

PMP 600Search the alley by the Exchange District Bank in Algonquin.

Police CruiserA unique NOOSE Police Cruiser will appear randomly when your wanted level is at least four stars. This car has a different paint job than normal police cruisers, and the row of siren lights are a flat, small row, as opposed to the more prominent V-shaped row on normal cars. It can be found in the “Three Leaf Clover” mission.

Police MaverickFound on top of the police station in Algonquin.

PresidenteSearch at Castle Gardens.

RancherSearch by the docks in Port Tudor.

ReblaSearch Fanny Crab’s near Grand Easton Station.

ReeferSeveral can be found around the coast of Acter Industrial Park.

RipleySearch at Francis International Airport.

Roman’s TaxiThis vehicle is unlocked when Roman’s Respect stat reaches 100%.

SchafterSearch East Hook in Broker.

SecuricarGo to the Boabo neighborhood, and look at the map. Look directly north of Brucie’s location, and find the roads that form the letter “P”. Park near the “RON” gas station to find the Securicars that spawn regularly in that area.

SentinelSearch near the docks in Normandy.

StallionUse the following trick to get a unique black Stallion. In the “Escuela Of The Streets” mission, the dealers drive this vehicle during the scene after they arrive at the warehouse, when they get in and drive off. This car disappears after finishing the mission; you must fail the mission to keep the vehicle.

SultanSearch the driveway of a green house in Berchem.

Sultan RSThis car can only be found sitting in the northeastern-most part of the final island. It is stashed in some bushes behind the small shack up a dirt road.

Super GTSearch on Calcium Street in front of the 69.

TrashmasterSeveral can be found in the depot under the west end of Broker Bridge, east of the fire station.

TropicIt can be found moored along the north coast of Acter Industrial Park.

Tug boatGet in a boat, and search along the water between Alderny and Industrial Island to find a tug boat parked in front of two barges. Get near it, then jump on it, and press [Enter Vehicle] to steal it.

TurismoYou can find a Turismo parked outside a home in Owl Creek Avenue in Westdyke, or next to Faustin’s house on Shinnecock Ave. in Beachgate, Broker.

VincentSearch in Schottler.

VoodooSearch in East Island City.

WashingtonSearch by the pool in Steinway, Dukes.

Zombie motorcycleThey can be found driving around by the Pay ‘n’ Spray near Port Tudor in Alderney.

Use the following trick to get unique black and red Zombie. During the “No Love Lost” mission, these are the bikes used by the gang. Take one from a fallen gang member after or during the mission.

Banshee

Reward: $26,400

Location: Algonquin, Middle Park West. Parked west of a building that says Mammon Heights, facing north. On the other side of the street is the art gallery. The easiest way to find this is to go to the southwest corner of Middle Park, go one block west, and then turn right to the north. The orange Banshee is on your right side.

Bobcat

Reward: $8,250

Location: Dukes, Francis International Airport. It is on top of the multistory car park, west of the terminal. Go up to the roof, and you will find it in the south area, parked on the middle part in front of a pay station.

Buccaneer

Reward: $5,940

Location: Bohan, Industrial. Look at the map of Bohan, in the southeast corner is a two lane highway going southwest and then just ends out on the water. Go under that highway, on the road that goes northwest to southeast. At the corner where that road turns east, just south of it, is the car.

Cavalcade

Reward: $23,100

Location: Alderney, Leftwood. The car is just north of the hospital. If you look at the map and see the northern Pay ‘n’ Spray, locate the road to the northwest that starts going west, makes a hairpin curve southwards, and then goes to the northwest. Where that road ends is a house with a small wall, and behind that small wall (visible from the street) is the car, parked facing west.

Cognoscenti

Reward: $29,700

Location: Alderney City. From the north Pay ‘n’ Spray, go west, and take the first south. At the third corner where the thin street meets the thicker street that goes south to west, stop here. Look east into the alley. It is parked on the south side of it in the middle.

Comet

Reward: $19,800

Location: Algonquin, Westminster. Look at the southern Pay ‘n’ Spray at the west coast of Algonquin. There is a set of three docks to the west and a bit south of here. The northern one of the three has a big parking lot (darker street, looks like an alley on the map) to the east. Go there. To the northwest is a big domed building where the car is located.

Contender

Reward: $8,250

Location: Dukes, Boabo. This is the same location you went for the “Bleed Out” story mission. The guy dropped his car here and ran up the stairs. If you do not remember where it is, look where the Algonquin Bridge hits the land. Follow the first road that goes under it in the west a bit north. Before it curves to the east, look to the west through the gate of a factory with two large buildings. The car is in between.

Coquette

Reward: $13,530

Location: Algonquin, Suffolk. Take the road north of the weapons shop, and go west. At the fifth intersection, go north, then look to the west to see a church. The Coquette is parked here on the west side of the road. This road is also directly two blocks south of the big sky scraper.

DF8-90

Reward: $5,940

Location: Broker, Hove Beach. Southeast of the broker safe house is a train station. You can see the symbol for it overlapping a building to the north on the map. On the ground level of the train station is a parking garage in the south-eastern corner, where the DF8-90 is parked.

Dilettante

Reward: $6,600

Location: Dukes, Willis. Take the road west of the northern car wash to the north. At the third road that goes west, turn left. The Dilettante is parked on the right side (north) here. If you look to the east, you should see the “Big Willis Mall” sign.

Dukes

Reward: $7,260

Location: Algonquin, East Holland. Go to the northern Modo clothes store. Across the street to the southeast, the Dukes is parked facing east just as the street goes downward. You can see the clothes store from where the car is parked.

Faggio

Reward: $2,310

Location: Algonquin, Chinatown. The Faggio is one block south and a bit to the west of the gun shop, on the north side of the street.

Freeway

Reward: $6,600

Location: Dukes, Willis. Go to the northeast car wash. The bike is just south of it parked on the street, on the eastern side, facing north.

Huntley Sport

Reward: $13,200

Location: Bohan, Northern Gardens. In northern Bohan, where the two lane high way from the east merges into one lane again, a small road goes south. At that corner to the southeast is a police station. The car is parked in a parking lot with a wall around it in the north of the station. It opens up to the west, which is also the direction the car faces. Be careful as there is a cop standing right next to it.

Infernus

Reward: $33,000

Location: Dukes, Downtown. Look for the circle in Outlook, with the big arch on it. Go north from it, and you will see the Infernus parked on the east street side facing north, in front of a place that has a “Pizza Salad” sign on it.

Intruder

Reward: $8,250

Location: Broker, Rotterdam Hill. Take the road that is south of the weapons shop, and go west on it. Follow it generally to the northwest then west again. The road then makes a curve to the southeast. Before the curve is where the Intruder is parked. There is also a hot dog stand there. The car faces west.

Manana

Reward: $3,960

Location: Dukes, Heights. One block east of the Cluckin’ Bell in Cerveza Heights, you will see an old burger shop that is no longer open. The Manana is parked on the south side of it facing west. The block it is on has an alley on the map that goes from east to south.

Moonbeam

Reward: $7,260

Location: Charge Island. The street on Charge Island in the northeast goes close to the water front. Just as it curves back to the southwest, there is a parking lot (darker grey area on the map). The Moonbeam is in the middle of the southern end, facing north.

NRG 900

Reward: $8,250

Location: Algonquin, Lancaster. From the northeast corner of Middle Park, go east one block, then turn south. The bike is parked on the east side of the street in the middle of this block, facing north.

PMP 600

Reward: $10,560

Location: Algonquin, The Exchange. Look at the map in southern Algonquin. In the block just north of the Perseus clothes store is a bank (occupying the south-eastern part of that block). Just north of that is an alley (same colored street as the surrounding streets though) in which the PMP 600 is parked.

Patriot

Reward: $16,500

Location: Algonquin, The Exchange. Go one block west from the southern Perseus clothes store and then one block south. On the southwest corner of the next block to the south, on its south side, facing west is a yellow Patriot.

Rancher

Reward: $8,250

Location: Alderney in the Port Tudor area. Look at the map, and locate the weapons shop. To the east from there are two docks that have roads on them. To the west of those docks are two buildings with roads around them. The southern of the two has the northeast corner missing. The Rancher is in that corner.

Rebla

Reward: $11,550

Location: Algonquin, The Triangle. From the Cluckin’ Bell, go south, and take the second road east. Stop at the next corner, and look to the southeast. There is a restaurant with a crab logo. The Rebla is parked outside it, on the east side of the road, facing north. Across the corner to the northeast is the Daily Globe building.

Sabre GT

Reward: $8,250

Location: Parked in a drive way facing north, in Dukes. Drive on the road that is to the east of the large circle in Meadows Park to the north. At the corner of the street that goes east in a slight southward wave, stop. It is well south of the two large circles. Look to the northeast, there is a house there with a drive way and a two door garage. The Sabre GT is parked in front of the right one.

Sentinel

Reward: $8,250

Location: Alderney, Normandy. Go west from the Booth tunnel, take the second one south, and then turn left again. There is a Tudor Port sign on your right. The car is behind the sign and before the gates ahead. It is parked facing north, on the west side of the road leading into the gated area.

Sultan

Reward: $11,550

Location: Alderney, Bechem.

Super GT

Reward: $36,300

Location: Algonquin, The Exchange. Go from the southern Perseus store to the north (through the street that is a bit wavy). On the third street, after the 69 Exchange, turn west, and you should see it parked on the northern side of the road facing west. Right next to it is a bank.

Turismo

Reward: $36,300

Location: Alderney, Westdyke. Go from the northern car wash. Take the road south of it to the west, then south. Turn east, and when the next road goes off to the south, stop. Just to the north of here in that block is a house that has a marking of an alley in a T shape on the map. It is the western most one. In the northeast corner of that T is the Turismo.

Voodoo

Reward: $6,600

Location: Dukes, East Island City. As you come off the East Borough Bridge, follow this road until it ends and you run right into it. It is parked on the east side of a street; to the east is a large tower form LC24; to the southeast a hotdog stand; and a bit to the southwest is a police station. Be careful of those cops.

Washington

Reward: $7,260

Location: Dukes, Steinway. Look at Dukes. There is the large elongated circular park in the northwest on the western shore. Go to its west side. The Washington is parked on the west side of the road here, facing south.

Businesses

Bean Machine Coffee: 555-0110
Emergency Services: Dial “911″ to summon the police, fire department, or an ambulance.
Express Car Service: 555-2222
Express Car Service: 555-3333
Fire Proof Doors: 555-5700
Hero Shop: 555-8575
LCPD Recruitment: 555-RECRUIT
Liberty Construction: 555-1274-73
No Problemo Bail Bonds: 555-945-733-92
Storage: 555-221-3877
Superb Deli: 555-4674
The Serrated Edge: 1-800-555-5555
Used Auto Parts: 555-7300
Vinewood Laundromat: 555-5123
Zit Song Identifier: Dial “948-555-0100″ if you hear a song you like on the radio, dial this number to get a text message with the name and artist of the song.

People

Blackmailer from “Call And Collect” mission: 843-555-0124
Drug dealer from “Lure” mission: 545-555-1022
Roman Bellic: 718-926-7215

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There is a purple dildo sticking out of a pile of trash under the stairs by Salvatore’s mansion.

While stopped in a vehicle in a large traffic jam, tap out the rhythm of the musical phrase “Shave and a haircut” with your horn. Another car in the traffic jam or pedestrian will answer it with the standard two beep “two bits” response.

Get to the part where you go into the subway about halfway through the mission “Your Shirt, Your Boots, Your Motorcycle”. Stay to the left. When the subway car comes towards you, keep left, and try to get in-between the wall and the subway car. Doing this will drop you into “blue hell” for a few seconds before popping you back up.

Go to “Fishmarket South” (where you do one mission for Bernie). Find the Anchor statue near the sea. Go towards the water and over the little dock into the water. Swim to the right (south) until you see a wooden “pier” against the wall. It should have square gaps that you can hop through. Jump through the one to the far right (the first one you swim past), and move towards the wall. You will fall down into “blue hell”.

Brian: It’s Your Call
Badman: Shadow
Mel: Escuela Of The Streets
Ilyena: The Puerto Rican Connection
Hossan: The Puerto Rican Connection
Sara: The Puerto Rican Connection
Pathos: The Puerto Rican Connection
Jeff: Photo X
Cherise: The Holland Play
Marnie: Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Eddie Low: Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Ivan: Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Gracie: Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend
Clarence: Blood Brothers

The missions can be picked up at the following locations. If a person has multiple missions, you must wait at least one or two days before trying to find them again.

Brian 1: Close to Roman’s taxi cab stand
Brian 2: Near Vlad’s bar
Brian 3: Middle left on the map, off Munsee Ave. and Dillon
Badman: Top center of the map off Morris Dr
Mel: Near Vlad’s bar on Iroquois
Ilyena: Firefly Island on the bottom of the map, near the park
Hossan: Off Garnet St
Sara 1: At night, near Hossan spot on Feldspar
Sara 2: At night, near the Broker Bridge.
Pathos 1: Middle of the map, off Burlesque and near Lorimar
Pathos 2: Near the previous location, except off Manganese and Denver-Exeter
Jeff 1: Near Bismarck and Uranium
Jeff 2: Will call you on the phone near Bismarck and Topaz
Jeff 3: Denver and Feldspar
Cherise: Exeter and Wardite
Marnie 1: Diamond and Liberty
Marnie 2: Union Drive and Quartz
Clarence: Astoria and Vauxit, near Jeff’s first encounter
Eddie Low 1: Between 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. at Panhandle and Lockoqski
Eddie Low 2: Between 10 p.m. and 4 a.m. at Aspdin and Cockerell
Ivan: Near Farnsworth and Fleming area
Gracie: Near Babbage Dr

Maxwell Caughlin

Crime: Gang Related Violence

Location: He is just one block north of the safehouse in Bohan. As you near him, he will pull out and drive away. Shoot him and his friend. Aim for the driver and the tires. If you cannot aim precisely, just keep shooting the car until they bail out.

Scott Guzowski

Crime: Gang Related Violence

Location: He and his gang are hiding out in Steinway, in the large park to the west. Go to the road east of them, then hop over the wall. There is a small wall down there that will give you cover. You can take all four of them out from there.

Antoinio Rivette

Crime: Racketeering

Location: He and his friends hide in the train station at South Slopes. Go there, and go up the stairs. He has three helpers with him. Be careful as it is very crowded.

Rodrigo Stavnes

Crime: Racketeering

Location: He and three friends are on foot. Look for the blip location, and go to the road west of it. The GPS will lead you to the one east of it. As you get close, they will run to the street here. Run them over or shoot them. They will go north and split up at the end of the street. Kill them before that happens to save time.

Fernando Tisdel

Crime: Human Trafficking

Location: He hides out in Hove Beach. He will come out in a car with three of his friends to the south of the blip. They will then make a run for it. Keep up with them. Try to kill the driver as that will get them to stop and get out, or just spray the car with bullets.

Tyler Pickrel

Crime: Human Trafficking

Location: He is in Meadows Park, to the northeast of the big circle. He will make a run for it when you are close, but on foot. Run him over or gun him down.

Preston Pecinovsky

Crime: Credit Card Fraud

Location: He hides out in the northeast of Bohan. Approach him from the east. You can then gun them all down or blow up their two cars with a rocket launcher. The rockets are expensive; only use them if they try to get away. You can usually just snipe them, even out of the car as they move. If they take off, steal a car, and follow and kill all of them.

Alonso Goralski

Crime: Burglary

Location: There are two people at the airport. When you approach, one is in a car. The other person stays near the gatehouse where the blip was. Hunt down the one in the car first, then return for the other person. Do not get too close to that second person because he has a shotgun.

Bert Reker

Crime: Drug Trafficking

Location: They hide out in a junkyard in Bobao. Approach it from the southeast. As you go down the road, stop and pull out a sniper rifle. From up here, you can kill a fair number of them. With their ranks thinned, go down, and take out the rest.

Freddy Paparo

Crime: Grand Theft Auto

Location: Freddy is north in a parking lot in Steinway close to the waterfront and to the west of the bridge going north. As you get closer, you will see Freddy and three friends pull out in a car. Shoot the car until it explodes or they bail out, then kill them all.

Algonquin

Shon Kikuchi

Crime: Gang Related Violence

Location: He is in North Holland, in the block across the northwest corner of Middle Park. As soon as you get close, he will make a run for it in a Banshee. At first, he is rather slow. Try to get close, and shoot him out of the driver’s seat. If that does not work, he will speed up. Keep shooting his car until it breaks down so he goes on foot or it explodes.

Jimmy Kand

Crime: Gang Related Violence

Location: He is in the northern area of the X building in Northwood, the same one Dwayne is at. Enter it through the south, and use the stairs, just to the right and then around the corner to your left. On the first floor, you will notice that the red target icon changes from an up arrow to a circle. That means you are on the correct floor. Ignore everyone else, and shoot Jimmy in his room as he lays there passed out.

Simon Nashly

Crime: Racketeering

Location: He and his gang hide out in Fishmarket South in the building with the sign Pier 45 on it that looks like a “#” sign on the map. You will find them all over the different levels of this building, and they move around. Watch the radar closely to get their positions to find them all. Do not worry if cops show up as you can also kill them. Your wanted level goes away as soon as you kill the last of the gang.

Tommy Francovic

Crime: Racketeering

Location: As you approach him in Castle Garden City, he will take off on a bike driving north form his starting position. Ram him with your car, then drive over him or shoot him.

Barry Lamora

Crime: Human Trafficking

Location: He is standing with two friends on the northeast corner of the apartment building on the south area on Colony Island. Kill his friends while he runs away, then chase him down. He moves south towards the old hospital.

Lino Friddell

Crime: Hit and Run

Location: He and two of his friends are close to Middle Park. As you approach the blip, they will run to the east in the alley, then go north to an SUV parked there. If they make it, they drive off, and you have to chase them down. Two easy ways to kill them are to drive into that alley and run them over or drive to the alley in the north, and as they go for the SUV, and kill them. This also helps you block the SUV in case they do make it there.

Juan Haimo

Crime: Burglary

Location: He is found near the north end of Star Junction. When you get close, three bikes will take off from there to the east. Stand where they come out, and shoot them before they can get anywhere. Kill any that you can. If one makes off, chase him. Bump the bike to make him fall off, then drive over him or shoot him.

Darren Covey

Crime: Arms Dealing

Location: He hides with five of his friends in a parking garage in Purgatory. You can get up there over a ramp to the south. When you get the red targets, stop, and get out of the car. Take out your sniper rifle, and shoot the people from this distance. Stand east of the barrier. By doing this, they will most likely not have a chance to hit you. You can also use the RPG on one of the cars to kill them, but the sniper rifle is cheaper and almost as effective.

Leo Brodell

Crime: Drug Trafficking

Location: He is in a building just south of the three X buildings in East Holland. The entrance is on the north side, to the very east of the building. When you stand in front of it, the entrance is to the left and to the right is a blue banner on the buildings reading “Real Loose Clothing”. The first one is just on the first landing. The second one is on the other side where the steps go up again. Exactly one level above that one is the third person. The next level is clear. Another person stands at the landing of the next level. Then, go up to the door leading to the roof. Shoot the door, and immediately to the right behind it is the next person. The last person hides on the roof, to the right around the corner and behind a small wall when you get out there.

Christov Mahonvic

Crime: Grand Theft Auto

Location: He is in a building in Fishmarket South, just north of the Broker Bridge near the waterfront, with a lot of garbage trucks parked to the south. One of the story missions also brings you to this exact building. All of them are hidden in there. Snipe them from the south when you get past the fence. Anything that is not reachable that way (for example, the person in the upper level just to the left when you enter) will need to be killed close up. The rest should be easy kills with the sniper rifle without you getting hit.

Alderney

Marty Boldenow

Crime: Gang Related Violence

Location: He is hiding out in Acter, north of the gun shop. Approach it from the south. He has an entire crew there helping him out. Kill them all, but be careful as they are equipped with assault rifles.

Noel Katsuda

Crime: Gang Related Violence

Location: He and his gang are in southwest Tudor. Approach it from the south and west. Throw a grenade over the wall, then go in and kill the rest. His gang has SMGs’, so use cover here.

Rodney McEniry

Crime: Racketeering

Location: He and his crew are in a back alley in Berchem. Approach it from the south, and go into the alley to take him and his three friends down.

Glenn Lushbaugh

Crime: Human Trafficking

Location: He is in Alderney City, just south of the highway across from the Auto Erotica. As you get close, he will pull out of an alley and drive off. Chase him, and shoot his car until it is destroyed.

Phil Bacerra

Crime: Hit and Run

Location: He is close to the Booth tunnel, just to the southwest of it near the marina. You will see two trucks there. Each has two men in them. You must kill all four to complete this task.

Sergi Szerbin

Crime: Burglary

Location: He is hiding next to the Pay And Spray in the north. Drive to the first street to the south of the one in front of the shop. You can use a rocket launcher to blow up the car in front, doing a lot of damage to them. However, this is very expensive with little pay off. Instead, use the sniper rifle, and kill what you can from here. They will not come at you. Get closer, and kill those still hiding. You can do this easily without a single shot hitting you.

Danny Hatmaker

Crime: Arms Dealing

Location: He hides out at the port area in Normandy. These people also stay in place, around the large tanks close by. Watch the map to see targets that are above you, but most are on ground level. The last two hide between the containers to the southwest.

Mervin Eskuchen

Crime: Drug Trafficking

Location: He sits with his friends in two Patriots to the west of the TW@ Internet Cafe. Approach them from the north using the street just east of the blip. When you get the red targets, get out of the car with an assault or carbine, and target the men in the cars. You should be able to kill at least one of them by doing this. They often also stop, and you can easy pick all four off the streets. If they get moving, get in your car again, and hunt them down. They drive very close around the blocks all the time. You can also try to wait at a corner and blow them up with a rocket launcher, but that is unnecessary expensive.

Frederick Harrison

Crime: Grand Theft Auto

Location: He and his friends hide in Tudor, near the old bridge. One of the men is to the south under the bridge itself. The rest all hide up on the bridge. As you go up, check behind you. They like to shoot you in the back. Use your sniper rifle when you can see them from afar.

Keenan Burdett

Crime: Armed Robbery

Location: He and a lot of his gang are hiding out in a multi-storey car park in Leftwood, slightly to the north from the Pay And Spray. Go to the southwest corner here, and enter through the door in the south wall. In here is a Sprunk soda machine. If you need some health while doing this, it will help. Go through the next door to the north. Follow the ramps just slightly to your right. Go up the levels. There are a few hiding behind pillars here, but the main force is on the roof. As you go up, use your sniper rifle to kill them. The last of them make a stand in the northeast corner. Remember the Sprunk machine at the entrance to refill your health if needed.

Cars

Admiral
Albany
Banshee
Blista Compact
Blista
Bucanneer
Chavos
Cognoscenti
Comet
Coquette
DF8-90
Dilettante
Dukes
Emperor
Esperanto
Faction
Feltzer
Feroci
Fortune
Futo
Infernus
Intruder
Lokus
Manana
Marbelle
Merit
Oracle
PMP 600
Phantom
Premier
Presidente
Primo
Roman’s Taxi
Romero
Ruiner
Sabre GT
Sabre
Schafter
Sentinel
Stallion
Stratum
Sultan
Sultan RS
Super GT
Turismo
Uranus
Vigero
Vincent
Virgo
Voodoo
Washington
Willard

SUVs, vans, and trucks

Biff
Bobcat
Boxville
Cavalcade
Cavalcade FXT
Contender
Flatbed
Habanero
Huntley Sport
Landstalker
Minivan
Mr. Tasty
Moonbeam
Noose Patriot
Packer
Patriot
Perennial
Rancher
Rebla
Ripley
Securicar
Speedo
Steed

Commercial and emergency vehicles

Ambulance
Brute
Bus
Cabbie
Enforcer
FIB Buffalo
Firetruck
Forklift
Police Cruiser
Police Patrol
Police Stockade
Predator
Sky Tram
Subway Tram
SWAT Van
Taxi
Trashmaster

Motorcycles

Faggio
Freeway
Hellfury
NRG 900
PCJ 600
Sanchez
Zombie

Boats

Dinghy
Jetmax
Marquis
Tropic

Aircraft

Annihilator
Helitours Maverick
Maverick

Alderney: Westdyke Hospital and North Tudor Hospital Center
Algonquin: Holland Hospital Center, Cerveza Heights Medical Center, and Easton Medical Center
Bohan: Bohan Medical & Dental Center
Broker: Schottler Medical Center

Bell Tower Apartments
Goering Hotels
Grand Northumbrian
Hotel Underbrucker
Opium Nights
Pythagoras Apartments
The Abattoir Apartments
The Big House
The Celtica
The Libertine :The Emissary
The Majestic
The Matterhorn
The Nicoise

Alderney City
Alderney State Correctional Facility
Acter
Acter Industrial Park
Berchem
Leftwood
Normandy
Port Tudor
Tudor
Westdyke

Algonquin

Castle Garden City
Castle Gardens
Chinatown
City Hall
Easton
Fishmarket North
Fishmarket South
Hatton Gardens
East Holland
Lancaster
Lancet
Little Italy
Lower Easton
Middle Park
Middle Park East
Middle Part West
North Holland
Northwood
Presidents City
Purgatory
Star Junction
Suffolk
The Exchange
The Meat Quarter
The Triangle
Varsity Heights
Westminster

Bohan

Boulevard
Chase Point
Fortside
Industrial
Little Bay
Northern Gardens
South Bohan

Broker

Beachgate
Downtown
East Hook
Firefly Island
Firefly Projects
Hove Beach
Outlook
Rotterdam Hill
Schottler
South Slopes

Dukes

Beachwood City
Boabo
Cerveza Hights
East Island City
Francis Internal Airport
Meadow Hills
Meadows Park
Steinway
Willis

Islands

Charge Island
Colony Island
Happiness Island

Gender: Female
Hair: 2/5
Head: 3/4
Torso: 4/4
Legs: 6/6
Glasses: 1/2
Hats: None

Cherry PopperLook at the side of an ice cream van. It reads “Cherry Popper”.

Jizz!Inside the laundromat, the detergent being used and prominently displayed above the back washing machine is “Jizz! Big Washing Power”, an obvious attempt at crude humor.

The Brown NoteNear Faustin’s house is a reference to a legendary musical note. When you are in the area, proceed to the dead end about a block away towards the water. Hop over the fence on your left while facing the water, and a man should be sitting on a bench reading a book titled “The Brown Note”. Musician’s joke that this is a note that when played causes bowel movements by the person playing it.

Bowling alley logoDuring the bowling date with Michelle, when you enter the bowling alley, notice the neon bowling alley sign. Look closely to see that it resembles male genitalia.

Cop namesDuring the intermission sequence for the “I’ll Get Her” mission, look closely behind Gerry Mcreary. There is a whiteboard for shift changes for the prison guards. Some of their names are Phil McCrevis (feel my crevice) and Richard Head (dick head).

300Reach the part of the game where Niko and Roman have a safehouse in South Bohan. In the house on the left of the table near the television is a pile of books. The middle purple book in a stack of three is titled “Madness & Blasphemy: The Do’s and Dont’s”. This is an reference to the movie 300 where in the “This is Sparta!” scene, the lines “This is blasphemy! This is madness!” are spoken.

Le Fin Absolue Du MondeThis film is referenced in the city and in the in-game internet. Go by Frankfort Ave. in Algonquin to find a poster of a movie called “The Flying Whore”. That poster is a reference to Le Fin Absolue Du Monde, the fake deadly-film featured in the short movie Cigarette Burns by John Carpenter in the Masters Of Horror series on TV. To see a funny review of that movie, search for it at the online cultural magazine of Liberty City through the in-game internet.

Point BreakIn Packie’s “Three Leaf Clover” mission, while Michael is watching the hostages, one of the men on the floor turns to a man next to him and tells him that he is a member of a gun club and when the time is right they will fight back. When Michael is distracted, the man stands up, shoots Michael, then in turn is killed by Packie and his brother. This is a reference to the bank heist in the movie Point Break.

Reservoir DogsWhen shooting at cops, you will sometimes hear them yell “I’m going to be OK!”, just like Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dogs. -From: Dom Scarpa

Terminator 2: Judgment DayThe mission “I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle” is a reference to the line spoken by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

The Big LebowskiWhile you are bowling, you can hear random conversations in the background. If you listen closely, you can occasionally hear someone order a White Russian, The Dude’s favorite drink from the movie The Big Lebowski. The Dude was an avid bowler, and several scenes from the movie take place in a bowling alley.

The Revenger’s TragedyThe final mission, “A Revenger’s Tragedy”, is a reference to the play and movie based on the play titled The Revenger’s Tragedy.

To Live And Die In L.A.The mission “To Live And Die in Alderney” is a reference to the movie To Live And Die In L.A.

VersusThe numbers on blue armored prison transport truck are KSC-303, which is a reference to the main character of the Japanese film Versus, who is known as Prisoner KSC2-303.

Weekend At Bernie’sThe mission “Weekend At Florian’s” is a reference to the film Weekend At Bernie’s.

BanksyYou can find street art in the style of Banksy, a British street artist, at various locations in the city.

Chuck NorrisGo to any Cluckin’ Bell to find a plastic covering with a man in a chicken suit inside of it. Read the label. It says free “Cluck Norris” toy with every meal.

Kat WilliamsGo to the Split Sides comedy club in Algonquin. You will find Kat Williams doing some sketches from American Hustle.

When listing to WKTT, you can hear Kat Williams being interviewed about injustice in Liberty City.

Ricky GervaisTake a friend such as Packie or Little Jacob to the Split Sides comedy club near the Star Junction area in Algonquin to see a virtual stand up routine featuring Ricky Gervais.

Spider-ManSometimes when you walk past a pedestrian they will say “Looks it’s your friendly neighbor…, oh no never mind.”

DazIn any of the launderettes, you will be able to see an advertisement for the washing powder “FUD”, which is a parody of “Daz”, which is a laundry powder in England.

Assassin’s CreedThe “Assassin’s Greed” achievement for completing all nine assassin missions is a reference to the game Assassin’s Creed.

BullyJimmy from Bully can be found walking outside the Hove Beach railway station at certain times.

Go into any of Niko’s safehouses, and watch the television show “I’m Rich”. Every so often a blonde girl’s story will start, explaining her life. It says what school she went to as a child, which happens to be Bullworth Academy from the Rockstar game Bully.

When Niko hands his CV into the lawyers, it states he attended Bullworth University in England. The Bully game was set in Bullworth Academy in New England.

At the end of the opening sequence for Elizabeth’s second mission, you can see Jimmy Hopkins, the protagonist from the game Bully, dancing in the back.

Grand Theft Auto 3In the first mission, when you give Roman a ride to a betting shop, on the other side of the road is a shop called “Mr. Wong’s”, which is reference to Mr. Wong in Grand Theft Auto 3. Also, there are Furgons in the city.

Salvatore’s run-down mansion can be found in Alderney, near Beaverhead Ave. and Cassiar Ave.

Across the road from the Bank Of Liberty is a building with some artwork of El Burro, D-Ice and 8-Ball from Grand Theft Auto 3 and the GTA 3 box art, all mixed in with some generic graffiti.

Once you are free to go anywhere, on the first island, go to the map to see an 8-ball logo. When you go there, it is a bar called 8-Ball, an obvious reference to 8-Ball from Grand Theft Auto 3.

Go to Brucie’s auto shop. Then, go south down the road. Just before the turn, you can find a wooden Belly-Up fish crate on the sidewalk. Belly-Up Fish was one of the Triad controlled businesses in Grand Theft Auto 3.

In the “Portrait Of A Killer” mission, look opposite of all the gang members you have to kill, at the wall on the big house with three fire stairs on it. You can see an image of a woman holding a gun. She can also be found on the cover art from Grand Theft Auto 3.

On the last island is a destroyed boat and factory. In Grand Theft Auto 3, you destroyed a drug boat for the mob. The boat is at the very top part of the island.

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City StoriesSome of the ringtones you can choose for the more “modern” phones are actually songs from GTA: Liberty City Stories.

Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasAfter you have access to the Bohan apartment, look on the floor next to the table using a sniper rifle. You will see some albums, one of which is by Og Loc. Og Loc was a character from GTA: San Andreas.

Watch the Weazel and CNT channels on the television at your hideout. You will see various locations from San Andreas.

The “www.freejames.org” and “www.area53site.com” websites allude to James Pedeaston and Marvin Trill, DJs on WCTR in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. James has been arrested and has a charity set up for his legal funds (with only $23 in it), and Marvin Trill has shut down his show to protect his research.

While watching television in a safehouse, a commercial featuring a NASCAR-like racing event will appear. All of the clips showing the racing are shot from GTA: San Andreas at the airport in Los Santos, using a Hotring Racer.

While watching television in a safehouse, flip through the channels until the “I’m Rich” show is on. After it ends, another episode of it will return, but is not the same episode. Watch through it. At one point you will hear the narrator say “Your life will be as exciting as a soda commercial”. At that point, you can see CJ briefly in a multicolored suit freefalling above San Andreas.

Go to a TW@ Internet Cafe, log into a computer, and enter “www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com” as a URL. Go to the thread titled “Health is a gift from space. Worship the Worm”. You will see a response from “The Truth”, or his online username “Trooth”.

Exit your safehouse on Broker, and go to your right down the street. When you get to the intersection, turn right. The second shop is called the “Hot Coffee Shop”. This a reference to the “Hot Coffee” mod from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

After your first date with Michelle, try to take it further when dropping her off at home. If you fail, Niko will ask if he can come in for some coffee, and she will reply that he would need $2 million for it, referring to the legal settlement for the “Hot Coffee” incident arising from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Go on a date with Carmen. She might talk about how she hates living in Bohan and wanted to live in Algonquin. She will then say how Algonquin was too expensive, and says that she would like to live in Los Santos.

Go behind the Memory Lanes bowling alley on Firefly Island, and explore the golf course. Walk around until you see a chicken. It is a miniature version of the giant Feed Seed chicken located in the desert in Las Venturas. You can also find a wind turbine from the game.

When you are in Playboy X’s mansion, look under the television to find a blurry Madd Dogg album.

In Algonquin near Star Junction is a billboard with “Prolaps” on it. Prolaps was a clothing shop in GTA: San Andreas.

The porno shop found in San Andreas also appears in Liberty City. It is at Star Junction near the corner of Lorimar St. and Denver-Exeter Ave., almost directly in the middle of Algonquin in a very bright area.

There is a bar called the “Vinewood Bar & Grill”.

Behind Funland are the Hippo garbage cans from GTA: San Andreas.

On Applewhite St. there is a sign that reads “Visit Las Venturas, $200″.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice CityGo behind the Memory Lanes bowling alley on Firefly Island, and explore the golf course. Some of the attractions are actually small models of familiar landmarks from previous games. You can find the Ocean View Hotel from GTA: Vice City.

Across the road from the Bank Of Liberty is a building with some artwork of a motorbike from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City mixed in with some generic graffiti.

The “Pager” ringtone is the same as the Rockstar theme used in the introduction sequence in GTA: Vice City.

When you enter any of the bars, you can see postcards of Vice City.

Grand Theft Auto seriesAfter you kill the drug dealers in the “Shadow” mission for Little Jacob, leave the room, and go back the way you came. On the wall just before you go down the stairs, you will see graffiti which has the name of every previous Grand Theft Auto protagonist on the wall; Claude from Grand Theft Auto 3, Tommy from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Carl from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Tony Cipriani from Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, and Victor Vance from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. The text says things like “Victor - never forget you / always remember you bro”, “RIP Claude”, “RIP Toni”, “remember Tommy - u r still my hero”, “Carl I love you RIP everyone miss you”, “RIP Vic”.

Got to the museum in Algonquin. In front of the museum you will find drawings of characters from previous Grand Theft Auto series games.

HaloWhile watching television in a safehouse, flip through the channels until you find the cartoon show called “Republican Space Rangers”. The design of their spacesuits resemble Master Chief’s suit from Halo.

Red Dead RevolverWatch the Weazel and CNT channels on the television in a safehouse. You will see a commercial that uses scenes from Red Dead Revolver, which is another Rockstar game.

Rockstar GamesOn Vauxite St. there is a storefront called “Rock Star Music and Video” that alludes to Rockstar Games.

World Of WarcraftGo to a TW@ Internet Cafe, log into a computer, and enter “www.myonlineme.com” or “www.myonlineme.net” as a URL to see a parody of World Of Warcraft. “myonlineme” is shortened to MOM which is WOW (World Of Warcraft) upside down.

Non-Uniform Rational B-SplinesThere is “NURB RENDA” graffiti in Dwayne’s building. This is a reference to the NURB rendering that has replaced standard polygons and is commonly used in newer video games. NURBS (or Non-Uniform Rational B-Splines) are mathematical representations of 3-D geometry that can accurately describe any shape.

Apple computersGo to a TW@ Internet Cafe, log into a computer, and enter “www.fruitcomputers.com” as a URL to see a parody of Apple computer products, including the iFruit Phone.

CraigslistGo to a TW@ Internet Cafe, log into a computer, and enter “www.craplist.net” as a URL to find a full Craigslist.com parody, complete with missed connections, personals, jobs, and housing.

LinuxGo to a TW@ Internet Cafe, log into a computer, and enter “www.eunux.net” as a URL to view a Linux parody site.

MySpaceGo to a TW@ Internet Cafe, log into a computer, and enter “www.myroomonline.net” as a URL.

Create a traffic jam in an enclosed area, such as the Booth tunnel by blocking off both lanes with two vehicles. After the cars back up, steal some of them and squeeze them between the others so that there are three or four next to each other. Throw a grenade at the vehicles in front, then use a RPG to destroy the others.

Steal ten vehicles and park them next to each other, preferably in a smaller area, an inside corner, or the outside of a building so there is less of a chance the vehicles will push away when they explode. Then, use a weapon to make at least one vehicle explode. It should start a chain reaction and make the other vehicles explode.

Park ten vehicles at any gas station around the pumps. Get an RPG, and aim it at the gas pump. With two shots, all ten cars should explode.

Go to the hospital at the north-west corner of Algonquin. You can also get there by dying in that general area. Get a motorbike. Set a Waypoint at the hospital or just remember the way you came. Drive to the nearby bridge that takes you to the third island. You must not have access to the third island for this trick to work. Slowly reverse backwards over the barricade on the bridge until you get a six start wanted level. Then, drive straight back to the hospital. To the right of the hospital as you are coming back is a little red fence that you can bust through and get onto the elevated train tracks. Wait there for approximately five minutes to get the achievement. No cars can get to you on the train tracks and the helicopters cannot shoot accurately enough to hit you at motorcycle speed.

Attempt to enter one of the locked boroughs early in the game to get an immediate six star wanted level by taking a car on the subway (or elevated train) tracks. This can be done easily near the corner of Grand Boulevard and Leavenworth Ave. in North Bohan near the police station. From Leavenworth, take a left onto Grand, and go up the little hill. When you reach the crest of the hill, look to your left to find a very short wall above a subway tunnel. Drive a car over that short wall, then drive underground toward North Algonquin. When you have a six star wanted level, stop your car and remain there for five minutes to get the achievement.

After the middle island is unlocked, steal a helicopter from the helitour site in the southeast corner. Fly over any other area you have not yet unlocked to automatically get a six star wanted level. Fly off the map in any direction, and stay in the air. The police helicopters will only chase you so far. After five minutes, you will get the achievement.

Go on the Algonquin Bridge that connects Dukes to Algonquin. Find the part where the lanes split at the bridge when going westbound. At the split is a small ramp. Hit that ramp at high speed to make your car roll over several times. Try to land in the lower area for more room to roll over.

Get on the airport runway with a car, then get out. This will instantly give you a four star wanted level. Then, run or drive to the end of the runway to get the achievement.

Start picking off cops one by one. Your wanted level will rise as more of them are killed. After you get a four star wanted level, get in a vehicle, and drive into the subway tunnel. Once you leave the flashing wanted circle and your wanted level disappears, you will get the achievement.

Off the Boat (5 points): Complete the first mission.
One Hundred and Eighty (10 points): In a darts game score 180 with 3 darts.
Pool Shark (10 points): Beat a friend at pool.
King of QUB3D (15 points): Beat the High Score in QUB3D
Finish Him (15 points): Complete 10 melee counters in 4 minutes
Genetically Superior (25 points): Come first in 20 singleplayer street races.
Wheelie Rider (30 points): Do a wheelie lasting at least 500 feet on a motorbike.
Gobble Gobble (10 points): Score 3 strikes in a row, a turkey, in 10-pin bowling.
Driving Mr. Bellic (10 points): Unlock the special ability of taxi.
Rolled Over (30 points): Do 5 car rolls in a row from one crash.
Walk Free (50 points): Lose a 4 star wanted rating by outrunning the cops.
Courier Service (10 points): Complete all 10 package delivery jobs.
Retail Therapy (10 points): Unlock the special ability of buying guns from a friend.
Chain Reaction (20 points): You must blow up 10 vehicles in 10 seconds.
One Man Army (40 points): Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level.
Lowest Point (5 points): Complete mission “Roman’s Sorrow”.
Over Fulfilled (10 points): Complete all 10 Exotic Export orders.
Manhunt (15 points): Complete the most wanted side missions from the police computer.
Cleaned The Mean Streets (20 points): Capture 20 criminals through the police computer.
Fed The Fish (5 points): Complete the mission “Uncle Vlad”.
It’ll Cost Ya (5 points): Complete a taxi ride without skipping from one island to another.
Sightseer (5 points): Fly on all helicopter tours of Liberty City.
Warm Coffee (5 points): Successfully date a girl to be invited into her house.
That’s How We Roll! (10 points): Unlock the special ability of helicopter.
Half Million (55 points): Reach a balance of $500,000.
Impossible Trinity (10 points): Complete mission “Museum Piece”.
Full Exploration (20 points): Unlock all the islands.
You Got The Message (20 points): Deliver all 30 cars ordered through text message.
Dare Devil (30 points): Complete 100% of the unique stunt jumps.
Assassin’s Greed (20 points): Complete all 9 assassin missions.
Endangered Species (50 points): Collect every hidden package in the game.
Under the Radar (40 points): Fly underneath the main bridges in the game that cross water with a helicopter.
Dial B For Bomb (10 points): Unlock the special ability of phoning for a bomb to be placed.
Gracefully Taken (10 points): Complete mission “I’ll Take Her”.
Liberty City (5) (20 points): After meeting all possible friends, the ones left alive all like you above 90%.
No More Strangers (5 points): Meet all random characters.
That Special Someone (10 points): Complete mission “That Special Someone”.
You Won! (60 points): Complete the final mission.
Liberty City Minute (30 points): Complete the story missions in less than 30 hours.
Key To The City (100 points): Achieve 100% in “Game progress” statistic.
Teamplayer (10 points): Kill 5 players who are not in your team, in any ranked multiplayer team game.
Cut Your Teeth (5 points): Earn a personal rank promotion in multiplayer
Join The Midnight Club (10 points): Win a ranked multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much and with damaged enabled.
Fly The Co-op (15 points): Beat the following times in ranked versions of “Deal Breaker” (7:04), “Hangman’s Noose” (2:32) and “Bomb da Base II” (5:56).
Take It For The Team (10 points): Be on the winning team in all ranked multiplayer team games.
Top Of The Food Chain (10 points): Kill 20 players with a pistol in a ranked multiplayer deathmatch.
Top The Midnight Club (20 points): Come first in 20 different ranked standard multiplayer races.
Wanted (20 points): Achieve the highest personal rank in multiplayer.
Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic (30 points): Win all ranked multiplayer variations, all races and “Cops ‘n Crooks”, as both sides.
Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie (10 points): Kill a Rockstar developer in a ranked multiplayer match.